funny birthday song

A couple interesting facts about the krube birthday song:

  • This birthday song tradition is at least 15 years old.
  • Everytime it is sung it is worse than the time before.
  • Now remembering the second one, read the first one again.
  • This is one song where being tone deaf is an advantage.
  • You do not even need to know the words to sing this song.

Basic guidelines when singing the krube birthday song:

  • It is ok to sing loud.
  • Each person should use their favorite pitches and switch between them randomly throughout the song
  • Everyone starts out with “Haaaa”(as in Happy)
  • After that individually choose at random from the following word(segments)/phrases:
    • Haaaa
    • Happy
    • Birthday
    • to you
    • The name of the person celebrating their birthday
  • The song gradually ends as people one by one either loose their breath, get a sore throat, or get a headache.

Until resently very few people outside the family have heard the krube birthday song, but don’t worry, you really have not missed much. Now it is avaliable to the public. If after all this you still want to hear the birthday song, or are just curiously wondering, “How bad can it be?”, use one of the following options to listen. Hopefully you will at least find it funny.